Scott Hodge



Nov 3, 2005

Ok, now that I’ve gotten your attention…

Guys – I just want to say one thing.  If you have trouble peeing in the right place when using a public restroom, please have the decency to clean it up. 

And maybe consider getting your eyes checked as well.  (Especially considering that the coffee shop that I’m at is full of guys in their 20 & 30′s – c’mon dudes, you’ve had enough time to learn how to aim well.)


4 Responses to “Pee”

  1. Phil says:

    I think this is another great example of misplaced/misunderstood masculinity. Men don’t know when to be tough guys and when to be refined. I had two ladies from my church help me clean out my old apartment when I moved, but I cleaned my own toilet. God help me on the day I make someone else deal with my leavings…

  2. Paughnee says:

    I saw a sign in the women’s restroom of an office building that said:
    “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”
    Maybe you need to come up with a manly version of this and post it in that men’s room.

  3. Charlie says:

    There already is a “manly version” of that sign. I saw it somewhere last week…
    “We aim to please. Your aim would help!”

  4. It must not have been a Starbucks. All of the Starbucks bathrooms I’ve been in have been nearly pristeen.

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